Welcome to Radio 9, where comedy should be heard and not seen.
At the 'notional' radio station Radio 9 it's not so much what we say but how we say it.
The production quality of this bizarrely twisted radio comedy will break new ground, using audio techniques and technology previously only employed in the making of music, commercials and trailers.
The programme will be linked in a manner and by people who are utterly unsuited to the medium.
Most of our presenters are entirely inappropriate to the world of radio, either due to their terrible inarticulacy, their propensity to shouting or simply their drunkenness.
Behind the scenes are the writing and performing talents of Johnny Daukes and Hils Barker Johnny's most recent writing credits include BBC's Monkey Dust.
He also has a long career as an editor, musician and voiceover artist, providing the voice of C4's Eurotrash, and touring with Radiohead.
Hils Barker has established herself as a favourite on the stand-up comedy circuit, appearing on BBC's Spanking New on 7.
Written and performed by Johnny Daukes and Hils Barker Produced by Johnny Daukes and Katie Marsden.