Clement Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Comedy from Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

Clement never achieved much in life, but he always assumed death would be an end to the misery.

When he returns as a ghost, still overweight yet even more anonymous, he discovers a whole new world of humiliation.

Episodes

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20051109

Comedy from Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

1/6. The Phantom Menace

When upwardly-mobile couple Georgia and Andrew move into their new home, they find themselves less than delighted that the estate agent's promise of 'many original features' stretches to include the ghost of the house's former owner.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Tim/priest....David Holt

Alexia....Margaret Cabourn-Smith

Mr Lee....Paul Courtenay Hyu

Afternoon

Morning

Evening

20051116

Comedy from Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

2/6. The Ghost Writer

When Georgia agrees to host her local book group's meeting, she doesn't anticipate the literary rivalry that ensues.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Violet....Llewella Gideon

Aubrey....Damian Samuels

Afternoon

Morning

Evening

20051123

Comedy from Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

3/6. One Wedding And a Funeral

A ghost's existence can be lonely, but Clement's decision to seek a wife is not entirely motivated by romance.

Afternoon

Morning

Evening

20051207

Clement never achieved much in life, but he always assumed death would be an end to the misery. When he returns as a ghost, still overweight yet even more anonymous, he discovers a whole new world of humiliation.

5/6. Channelling the Dead

By Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

Having a ghost living in your house can be a drain on your resources. So when a scheme presents itself to raise some much needed cash from Clement, Andrew doesn't rush to check the small print.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Richard Bacon....Himself

American woman....Margaret Cabourn-Smith

Wheeler....Martin Miller

Producer Chris Neill.

Afternoon

Morning

Evening

20051214

By Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

Clement never achieved much in life, but he always assumed death would be an end to the misery. When he returns as a ghost, still overweight yet even more anonymous, he discovers a whole new world of humiliation.

6/6. Goodbye Mr Clement

Has Clement finally run out of excuses to save himself from exorcism?

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Wheeler....Martin Miller

God....Barry Cryer

Producer Chris Neill.

Afternoon

Morning

Evening

20070514

Sitcom by Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

1/6. Truly, Madly, Deeply Unacceptable

Andrew and Georgia return to their rebuilt home to discover not only that it is half the size of the old one, but also that their ghostly sitting tenant is still in residence. Things get worse when they find themselves trapped in the company of a virulent racist.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Sandy Craven....Roger Sloman

Policeman....Dan Mersh

20070521

Sitcom by Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

2/6. Nine and a Half Squeaks

Andrew and Georgia's marriage appears to be on the rocks. Their rebuilt house is half its former size and matters are hardly helped when Clement discovers an apparently new species of animal in his attic.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Dr Marsham....Steven Wickham

20070528

Sitcom by Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

3/6. Georgia On My Mind

With their household debts mounting, drastic measures are called for in the Dowie household. Unfortunately, these schemes prove less than foolproof.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Tina....Emma Fryer

Tom Foxley....Alex Lowe

20070604

Sitcom by Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

4/6. Whoo-hoo Do You Think You Are?

Georgia is investigating Clement's family tree. Her research leads to some surprising conclusions.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Russell Brand/Robin Ashbrook....Alex Lowe

20070611

Sitcom by Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

5/6. ASBO-lutely Fabulous

While Andrew takes Georgia away for a weekend in the country, Clement is shocked to discover that he may be the father of two teenage delinquents.

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Luke/Brian....Dave Skinner

Leanne/Sue....Mel Hudson

20070618

Sitcom by Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

6/6. Love Is Dead

Free tickets to see a new TV sports-based panel game being recorded is Andrew's idea of a perfect Valentine's night out. However, Georgia thinks differently. Things get worse when they are obliged to handle the fallout from her parents' disintegrating marriage. Can Clement save the day?

Clement....Richard Ridings

Andrew....Steve Furst

Georgia....Amanda Abbington

Diana....Julia Foster

Roger....Geoffrey Whitehead

Carlos....Dave Lamb

0101The Phantom Menace20051109

Comedy from Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

Clement never achieved much in life, but he always assumed death would be an end to the misery.

When he returns as a ghost, still overweight yet even more anonymous, he discovers a whole new world of humiliation.When upwardly-mobile couple Georgia and Andrew move into their new home, they find themselves less than delighted that the estate agent's promise of 'many original features' stretches to include the ghost of the house's former owner.

0101The Phantom Menace20051109

Comedy from Marc Haynes and Chris Heath.

Clement never achieved much in life, but he always assumed death would be an end to the misery.

When he returns as a ghost, still overweight yet even more anonymous, he discovers a whole new world of humiliation.When upwardly-mobile couple Georgia and Andrew move into their new home, they find themselves less than delighted that the estate agent's promise of 'many original features' stretches to include the ghost of the house's former owner.

0102The Ghost Writer20051116

When Georgia agrees to host her local book group's meeting, she doesn't anticipate the literary rivalry that ensues.

0102The Ghost Writer20051116

When Georgia agrees to host her local book group's meeting, she doesn't anticipate the literary rivalry that ensues.

0103One Wedding And A Funeral20051123

A ghost's existence can be lonely, but Clement's decision to seek a wife is not entirely motivated by romance.

0103One Wedding And A Funeral20051123

A ghost's existence can be lonely, but Clement's decision to seek a wife is not entirely motivated by romance.

0104The Nearly Departed20051130

Andrew finds that turning 35 is little cause for celebration.

However, his black mood is not helped by the realisation that he shares his special day with Clement.

0104The Nearly Departed20051130

Andrew finds that turning 35 is little cause for celebration.

However, his black mood is not helped by the realisation that he shares his special day with Clement.

0105Channelling The Dead20051207

Having a ghost living in your house can be a drain on your resources.

So when a scheme presents itself to raise some much needed cash from Clement, Andrew doesn't rush to check the small print.

0105Channelling The Dead20051207

Having a ghost living in your house can be a drain on your resources.

So when a scheme presents itself to raise some much needed cash from Clement, Andrew doesn't rush to check the small print.

0106 LASTGoodbye Mr Clement20051214

Has Clement finally run out of excuses to save himself from exorcism?

0106 LASTGoodbye Mr Clement20051214

Has Clement finally run out of excuses to save himself from exorcism?

0201Truly, Madly, Deeply Unacceptable20070514

Andrew and Georgia return to their rebuilt home to discover not only that it is half the size of the old one, but also that their ghostly sitting tenant is still in residence.

Things get worse when they find themselves trapped in the company of a virulent racist.

0201Truly, Madly, Deeply Unacceptable20070514

Andrew and Georgia return to their rebuilt home to discover not only that it is half the size of the old one, but also that their ghostly sitting tenant is still in residence.

Things get worse when they find themselves trapped in the company of a virulent racist.

0202Nine And A Half Squeaks20070521

Andrew and Georgia's marriage appears to be on the rocks.

Their rebuilt house is half its former size and matters are hardly helped when Clement discovers an apparently new species of animal in his attic.

0202Nine And A Half Squeaks20070521

Andrew and Georgia's marriage appears to be on the rocks.

Their rebuilt house is half its former size and matters are hardly helped when Clement discovers an apparently new species of animal in his attic.

0203Georgia On My Mind20070528

With their household debts mounting, drastic measures are called for in the Dowie household.

Unfortunately, these schemes prove less than foolproof.

0203Georgia On My Mind20070528

With their household debts mounting, drastic measures are called for in the Dowie household.

Unfortunately, these schemes prove less than foolproof.

0204Whoo-hoo Do You Think You Are?20070604

Georgia is investigating Clement's family tree.

Her research leads to some surprising conclusions.

0204Whoo-hoo Do You Think You Are?20070604

Georgia is investigating Clement's family tree.

Her research leads to some surprising conclusions.

0205Asbo-lutely Fabulous20070611

While Andrew takes Georgia away for a weekend in the country, Clement is shocked to discover that he may be the father of two teenage delinquents.

0205Asbo-lutely Fabulous20070611

While Andrew takes Georgia away for a weekend in the country, Clement is shocked to discover that he may be the father of two teenage delinquents.

0206 LASTLove Is Dead20070618

Free tickets to see a new TV sports-based panel game being recorded is Andrew's idea of a perfect Valentine's night out.

However, Georgia thinks differently.

Things get worse when they are obliged to handle the fallout from her parents' disintegrating marriage.

Can Clement save the day?

0206 LASTLove Is Dead20070618

Free tickets to see a new TV sports-based panel game being recorded is Andrew's idea of a perfect Valentine's night out.

However, Georgia thinks differently.

Things get worse when they are obliged to handle the fallout from her parents' disintegrating marriage.

Can Clement save the day?