Watching one's own children play sport can be nerve-racking.
Boys inevitably develop at different speeds.
Jim seeks coaching tips from the likes of Jose Mourinho and Ron Atkinson, but how will their techniques work on Northbridge Under-14s?
The team's first goalkeeper lasts for three months before his father informs Jim that he is taking up ballet instead.
Today is the County Cup Final, with spectators, a match-day programme and post-match sausages and chips for the players.