By Colin Hough
Do Fay and Malcolm Neely regret not having children? I suppose I do, says Fay, but only in the way I regret not having cavity wall insulation.
It would've filled a void.
But then Fay develops unmistakable symptoms, including morning sickness and an insatiable passion for leeks.
It looks as though the couples life is about to be turned upside down - especially as Fay is 76 and Malcolm is two years older.
Bob Cobb....Sandy Neilson
Dr McCluskey....Steven McNicoll
Directed by David Jackson Young