Abriged by Robin Brooks.The difficulties of hiring the perfect coach and four, especially when you are distracted by a beautiful unaccompanied woman.
Yorick encounters Smelfungus and is pressed to hire a French manservant while meeting a man mourning for the death of his donkey.
Upon stepping into a glove seller's to ask directions, Yorick is so enchanted by the glove seller that he feels compelled to buy several pairs, whether they fit him or not.
After checking into a hotel, Yorick is struck by the prettiness of his chambermaid; although nothing would induce him to consider anything improper.
Moments later, however, he is given an advanced lesson in the art of begging.
Forced to take refuge in a roadside inn, Yorick is forced to share a bedroom with a stranger and her maid.
The precautions for managing such a situation border on the Baroque.