Peoplewatch

Peoplewatch - written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller

In the style of Springwatch, this is live comedy style natural history brings you the secret lives of human beings.

Studio hosts are close relatives of David Attenborough and Steve Irwin who present reports from natural history experts from all over the UK who take us into the bedrooms, living rooms and therapy sessions of British people.

We expose the hidden truths of how we live our lives.

From Scottish Fat Trappers to the truth about marital relations, Peoplewatch tells it like it is.

CAST

St.John Attenborough - Steve Nallon

Bruce Irwin - Joseph Wilson

Other parts played by Vicki Liddelle, John Kazek, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

Producer/Director - Turan Ali

A Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

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00PILOT20110422

Peoplewatch - written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller

In the style of Springwatch, this is live comedy style natural history brings you the secret lives of human beings.

Studio hosts are close relatives of David Attenborough and Steve Irwin who present reports from natural history experts from all over the UK who take us into the bedrooms, living rooms and therapy sessions of British people.

We expose the hidden truths of how we live our lives.

From Scottish Fat Trappers to the truth about marital relations, Peoplewatch tells it like it is.

CAST

St.John Attenborough - Steve Nallon

Bruce Irwin - Joseph Wilson

Other parts played by Vicki Liddelle, John Kazek, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

Producer/Director - Turan Ali

A Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

0101Human Migration2011072220110723

Spoof natural history comedy about human beings in the style of live nature programme Springwatch where St.John Attenborough, the black sheep of that clan, has a different co-host and theme each week.

Episode 1 has the theme of Migration and the co-host is Sean Connery (impersonated by Gavin Mitchell).

This episode includes alternative medicine from the Far East, an archive film of Attenborough on a disastrous family holiday and a posh student taking a gap year in Peru, plus Sean Connery seems to be blurring the boundaries between himself and James Bond.

Written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller.

In the cast

St.John Attenborough is played by Steve Nallon, Sean Connery is Gavin Mitchell and other parts are played by Robin Laing, Vicki Liddelle and Louise Ludgate.

The director is Turan Ali.

Peoplewatch is a Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

A Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

0102Mating Rituals2011072920110730

Comedy human natural history, Springwatch style, with Attenborough and Tommy Sheridan.

2/6

Spoof natural history comedy about human beings in the style of live nature programme Springwatch where St.John Attenborough, the black sheep of that clan, has a different co-host and theme each week.

Episode 2 has the theme of human mating rituals and the co-host, live from his prison cell in Barlinnie, is Tommy Sheridan (impersonated by Lewis Macleod).

This episode includes the alternative healing answer to the man who cannot get a date, speed dating in Dundee and an archive recording of Attenborough reporting on his own sex life, plus Tommy Sheridan's cell mate and what happens when the prison finds out about the live broadcast.

Written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller.

In the cast: St.John Attenborough is played by Steve Nallon Tommy Sheridan is Lewis Macleod and other parts are played by Robin Laing, Vicki Liddelle, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

The director is Turan Ali.

Peoplewatch is a Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

0103Communication2011080520110806

Comedy natural history about humans, Springwatch style, with Attenborough and Cheryl Cole.

3/6

Spoof natural history comedy about human beings in the style of live nature programme Springwatch where St.John Attenborough, the black sheep of that clan, has a different co-host and theme each week.

Episode 3 has the theme of human communication and the co-host, still reeling from not being understood in the USA and on X Factor, is Cheryl Cole (impersonated by Kate Robbins).

This episode includes the speech therapy sessions of singer Lulu trying to re-find her inner Glaswegian, a sťance in Montrose with a surprising matter to communicate, an archive recording of Attenborough reporting on his own marital communication...

plus Cheryl Cole is asked to be the judge for choosing Attenborough's new personal assistant.

Written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller.

In the cast: St.John Attenborough is played by Steve Nallon, Cheryl Cole is Kate Robbins and other parts are played by Robin Laing, Vicki Liddelle, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

The director is Turan Ali.

Peoplewatch is a Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

0104Habitats2011081220110813

Comedy human natural history, Springwatch style, with Attenborough and Jeremy Clarkson.

4/6

Spoof natural history comedy about human beings in the style of live nature programme Springwatch where St.John Attenborough, the black sheep of that clan, has a different co-host and theme each week.

Episode 4 has the theme of changing habitats and the co-host, is self-confessed climate change denier Jeremy Clarkson (impersonated by Lewis Macleod).

This episode includes the changing habitats of British politicians, finding domestic harmony with Scottish Feng Shui, and how Obsessive Compulsive Disorder affects one woman's habitat, plus Jeremy Clarkson's ego is measured and he has to defend his environmental beliefs to a climate change victim.

Written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller.

In the cast: St.John Attenborough is played by Steve Nallon, Jeremy Clarkson is Lewis Macleod and other parts are played by Robin Laing, Vicki Liddelle, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

The director is Turan Ali.

Peoplewatch is a Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

0105Emotions2011090220110903

Episode 5 has the theme of emotions and the co-host, is that most emotional of Scotsmen Andy Murray (impersonated by Lewis Macleod).

As well as Andy's mum, Judy, being in studio, this episode also includes a cybernetics expert assessing "Andy Murray - robot or human?", aromatherapy that brings up very strong emotions, an embarrassing funeral from Attenborough's past and a DNA test with surprisingly emotional results.

Written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller.

In the cast

St.John Attenborough is played by Steve Nallon Andy Murray is Lewis Macleod and other parts are played by Robin Laing, Vicki Liddelle, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

The director is Turan Ali.

Peoplewatch is a Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

Comedy natural history about humans, Springwatch-style, with Attenborough and Andy Murray.

This live comedy-style natural history brings you the secret lives of human beings.

In the style of Springwatch, this live comedy style natural history brings you the secret lives of human beings.

Studio hosts are close relatives of David Attenborough and Steve Irwin who present reports from natural history experts from all over the UK who take us into the bedrooms, living rooms and therapy sessions of British people.

We expose the hidden truths of how we live our lives.

From Scottish Fat Trappers to the truth about marital relations, Peoplewatch tells it like it is.

CAST

St.John Attenborough - Steve Nallon

Bruce Irwin - Joseph Wilson

Other parts played by Vicki Liddelle, John Kazek, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

Producer/Director - Turan Ali

A Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.

0106 LASTThe Beauty Of Nature2011090920110910

Episode 6 has the theme of the beauty of nature and the co-host, is the nicest person in broadcasting, daytime TV queen, Lorraine Kelly (played by Keara Murphy).

The episode includes exclusive coverage of the poaching of Scottish human fat for the beauty industry, surprising examples of bereavement counselling, the launch of a range of baby wear for ugly babies, and Lorraine Kelly finally being seen in her true colours.

Written by Turan Ali, Ross Craig and Allan Miller.

In the cast

St.John Attenborough is played by Steve Nallon Lorraine Kelly is played by Keara Murphy Other parts are played by Robin Laing, Vicki Liddelle, Louise Ludgate and Gavin Mitchell.

The director is Turan Ali.

Peoplewatch is a Bona Broadcasting production for BBC Radio Scotland.