25 years after being sacked from his band, Les Bone is going back on the road.
By Kieran Prendiville.
A comedy drama set in the no-prisoners world of northern social clubs.
Its protagonist is Les Bone, a plumber who once came within sniffing distance of the big time when his band Nuclear Dump went mega....without him.
Les got fired the day before the band cut its first hit single.
Which, like the album it came from, went platinum.
Making it the most expensive sex of Les' life...being the price he paid for getting caught with the lead singer's girlfriend.
And now, twenty five years down the line, still unlucky in love, single-parent Les has been tossed a second chance.
His kids have a boyband (even if one of them is a girl) and they're a boy short for an upcoming tour of south Yorkshire, one of the hardest enclaves in clubland.
Les and The Family Bone are to share a coach with a spangly jacketed blue nosed comic, a bad impressionist and a driver who can fart the 1812 overture...if anyone would let him.
Les - Paul Copley
Sheila - Belinda Everett
Elaine - Blue Merrick
Denny - Christian Rodska
Chris - Harry Hepple
Alan/Scotch Billy - Rob Hudson
Kevin - Brogan West
Troy - James Baxter
Kimberly/Nurse - Joan Walker
Compere - Kieran Prendiville
Produced and directed By Clive Brill
A Pacificus Production for BBC Radio 4.