By Mike Stott.
Lonny is a man who has never done a decent days work in his life - or at least claims not to have.
He would pretend to work, of course, but since his back injury, sustained during a frenzied session of Swedish speed weeding, life's been a doddle.
Lonny doesn't care for money or status; he is happy to live in his motor home and avoid a hoard of ex wives and a clutch of children.
Everything is lucky for Lonny until he wins £6,000,000 on the National Lottery and local reporter Kimberley Plumb enters his life.
Then his luck turns...
Or does it?
Kimberley Plumb....Lyndsey Marshal