Jelly Mountain

I spied a jelly mountain

I chased it to the sea.

I waded in with a banana skin

And had it for my tea.

I swam across the channel

And climbed up onto France

I said the twelve times table

The French for gloves is gants.

Oh jelly

One two three four five

Six seven eight nine ten

I love you truly dear

I love you cheap as well

D'accord.

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I spied a jelly mountain

I chased it to the sea.

I waded in with a banana skin

And had it for my tea.

I swam across the channel

And climbed up onto France

I said the twelve times table

The French for gloves is gants.

Oh jelly

One two three four five

Six seven eight nine ten

I love you truly dear

I love you cheap as well

D'accord.

Ivor Cutler's unique views on language, justice and scratching people's backs. With Craig Murray-orr. From May 1996.

Ivor Cutler's unique views on language, justice and scratching people's backs.

With Craig Murray-Orr.

From May 1996.

From 1996.

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20090820 (BBC7)
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20121219 (BBC7)
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Ivor Cutler's unique views on how to promote a child's growth. Songs and stories, with Craig Murray-orr. From May 1996.

Ivor Cutler's unique views on how to promote a child's growth.

Songs and stories, with Craig Murray-Orr.

From May 1996.

To promote growth, Bill and his wife bury their son up to his neck.

More oddness from cult humorist Ivor Cutler.

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20121226 (BBC7)
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A visit to the circus heralds arcane amusements. Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler, with Craig Murray-orr. From May 1996.

A visit to the circus heralds arcane amusements.

Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler, with Craig Murray-Orr.

From May 1996.

Songs, stories and poems from Scots humorist Ivor Cutler.

Songs, stories and poems from Ivor Cutler

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Musing on old cuppas and paying with Fool's Gold. Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler, with Craig Murray-Orr. From May 1996.

Musing on old cuppas and paying with Fool's Gold.

Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler, with Craig Murray-Orr.

From May 1996.

Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler.

Ivor Cutler muses on old cups of tea and tries to pay for his shopping with Fool's Gold.

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Musings on a footkerchief and a forest full of girls. Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler, with Beverley Crew. From May 1996.

The world according to Ivor Cutler with surreal tales of a footkerchief.

The world according to Ivor Cutler with surreal tales of a footkerchief and a forest full of girls.

From May 1996.

Musings on a footkerchief and a forest full of girls.

Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler, with Beverley Crew.

Songs and stories from Ivor Cutler.