Episodes
| Series | Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | 01 | Dangerous Minds | 20130712 | Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering Dad doesn't go quite as he'd have liked.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (from Slade)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering dad does not quite go to plan. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 01 | 01 | Dangerous Minds | 20130712 | 20140411 (R4) | Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering Dad doesn't go quite as he'd have liked.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (from Slade)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering dad does not quite go to plan. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. |
| 01 | 02 | Dangerous Driving | 20130719 | Our heroes decide to act on dangerous driving in the town - starting with their wheel-spinning American colleague, Jermain.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
Britain's longest-serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on dangerous drivers. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 01 | 02 | Dangerous Driving | 20130719 | 20140418 (R4) | Our heroes decide to act on dangerous driving in the town - starting with their wheel-spinning American colleague, Jermain.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
Britain's longest-serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on dangerous drivers. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. |
| 01 | 03 | Dangerous Posters | 20130726 | The useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of "Daddy Warbucks" - and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
The useless officers' crackdown on fly-posting leads to a disappearance. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 01 | 03 | Dangerous Posters | 20130726 | 20140425 (R4) | The useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of "Daddy Warbucks" - and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
The useless officers' crackdown on fly-posting leads to a disappearance. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. |
| 01 | 04 | Dangerous Dogs | 20130802 | The useless officers are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on a local drugs racket. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 01 | 04 | Dangerous Dogs | 20130802 | 20140502 (R4) | The useless officers are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.
Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)
Geoff............................Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.
Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on a local drugs racket. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. |
| 02 | 01 | Sinkhole | 20141126 | When an enormous sinkhole opens up, useless police officers Geoff and Nigel need to do a little more than just "look into it".
Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.
Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom.
Geoff ...... Richie Webb
Dave Lamb is the voice of Channel 4 TV's Come Dine With Me.
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2014.
Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 02 | 02 | Vice | 20141203 | The tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when The Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch.
Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda?
Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.
Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.
Written by Dave Lamb.
Geoff...............Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014.
Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 02 | 03 | Blackmail | 20141210 | A little bit of murky police history comes back to haunt the Haling squad.
Will the stench of corruption overpower the whiff of lager at the inter-force darts tournament?
Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.
Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.
Written by Dave Lamb.
Geoff...............Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2014.
A little bit of murky police history comes back to haunt the Haling squad Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. | |
| 02 | 04 | Burglaries | 20141217 | Nigel has taken up free running, in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work.
But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand-cream thief?
Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.
Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.
Written by Dave Lamb.
Geoff ...... Richie Webb
Producer: Steve Doherty
A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014.
Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief? Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. |