Frensic has a steamy bestseller on his hands, only the writer insists on anonymity.
A $20m deal awaits, but only if he can persuade someone to pose as the author for a promotional tour.
Enter the hapless, talentless, and not-to-say priggish Peter Piper.baby hutchmeyer....sandra dickinsonbank teller....emily wachtercadwalladine....hugh dicksoncynthia bogden....susan jamesondr louthe....susan engelfrederick frensic....mark heapgeoffrey corkadale....Nicholas Boultongirl....emily wachterhutchmeyer....john guerrasiomacmordie....kerry shalemarianna moore....alex tregearother parts played by hugh dickson, robert hastie and alex tregearother parts played by kerry shale and alex tregearpeter piper....Adam Godleyreporter....kerry shalesonia futtle....laurel lefkowdirected by....
toby swiftdramatised by....
It all seemed so easy - a little mild deception to land a $20m publishing contract.
Riots, arson, death and destruction weren't supposed to be part of the deal.
Literary agent Frederick Frensic is starting to get out of his depth in Tom Sharpe's satirical comedy.