You've probably never heard of it.
You've certainly no idea of the extent of its influence.
Yet 'The Department' is an organisation which, quite legitimately and in total secrecy, has been running almost every aspect of your life.
Just three men form its dedicated think-tank: Oscar Proud, historian and pedant, Victor Gooch, financial wizard and legal parasite, and Lazlo Woolf, scientific hypothesist and Saggitarius.
Each week your future is in their hands.