By Peter Carey, dramatised by Philip Hawthorn.
Young Sam Kellow is visiting Toronto with his parents when he becomes embroiled in a competition to choose the perfect kiddo.
This is not Sam's idea of fun, but when he learns what the prize money is, he decides to win what, in his gambler dad's words, is the Big Bazoohley.
With Lynda Bellingham and Francis Magee.
Director Jeff Capel.