Carp hastens to enrol himself in the Peckham branch of the Non-Smokers' League.
To his horror Augustus encounters a colleague in the street, drunk and incapable.
Augustus attempts to enlist an attractive young actress in the Anti-Dramatic League.
Mary Moonbeam introduces Augustus to the pleasures of drinking Portugalade.
Augustus struggles to recover from deliberate port poisoning, but will he keep his job?